My dad is a soul that has journeyed through a lot. And in his journeys he acquired wisedom. Sometimes we listen and sometimes we act with the haste of our youth, but always his understanding is there.

Once my dad asked me if I knew the parable of the grasshopper and the ant; as told in Proverbs. I said, no. He said that I should read it because I reminded him of the grasshopper and that I should try to be the ant. I read, and was sad. I did not want to be the grasshopper. So, in little ways that conversation has guided me ever since.

One day while on the internet I found the below story and laughed really hard, and really long. In this case, I wouldn't want to be the ant...(and, Ayn Rand wrote a good book on this subject)

>ORIGINAL VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building hishouse and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper think she's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no foodor shelter so he dies out in the cold.

>MODERN AMERICAN VERSION
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can it be that, in a country of such wealth,this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Then a representative of the NAAGB (The national association of greenbugs) shows up on Nightline and charges the ant with "green bias,"and makes the case that the grasshopper is the victim of 30 million years of greenism.

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when he sings "It's not easy being green."

Bill and Hillary Clinton make a special guest appearance on the CBS Evening News to tell a concerned Dan Rather that they will do everything they can for the grasshopper who has been denied the prosperity he deserves by those who benefited unfairly during theReagan summers, or as Bill refers to it, the "Temperatures of the80's."

Richard Gephardt exclaims in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share."

Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Greenism Act," Retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of greenbugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panelof federal judges that Bill appointed from a list of single-parent welfare moms who can only hear cases on Thursday's between 1:30 and3pm when there are not talk shows scheduled. The ant loses the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits ofthe ant's food while the government house he's in, which just happensto be the ant's old house, crumbles around him since he doesn't know how to maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. And on theTV, which the grasshopper bought by selling most of the ant's food,they are showing Bill Clinton standing before a wildly applauding group of Democrats announcing that a new era of "fairness" has dawned in America.