Sunday, March 05, 2006

Following conversations were held with Hannah:

H-"Mom, will I have babies when I am older?"
M-"Yes, but you should wait until marriage."
-thoughtful quiet passes-
H-"Oh, but I can't have babies for a long time because I need big boobs, and I just have nipples right now."

H-"Dad, do you like horses?"
D-"I think horses stink." (joking)
H-"No, they do not stink!"
D-"Yes, they do. When they poop."
H-"No, dad. Horses do not stink!"
-quiet for a moment-
H-"Well, horses do stink when they pee though."

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